Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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