I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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