So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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