careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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