i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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