I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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