Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
