So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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