i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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