never play flip cup with pint glasses
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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