Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....