Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
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I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.