Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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