Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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