He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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