I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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