Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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