Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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