Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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