I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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