in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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