nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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