the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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