I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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