I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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