Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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