I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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