So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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