on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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