What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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