Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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