she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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