he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
