That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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