Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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