Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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