Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
We left the knife in your bed.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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