I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I want to be your penis for a week.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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