I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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