she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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