If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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