Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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