I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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