I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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