Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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