i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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