i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Boobs are out for the taking
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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