i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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