Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
wow bdsm is so cute
Randomize