Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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