week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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