yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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